TEAM DON’T LICK THAT! – The Official Uniform of Chaos Managers Everywhere

Ever caught a kid mid-lick on a classroom doorknob? Found yourself yelling “Not the shoe!” for the fifth time today? Congratulations — you’re already a card-carrying member of Team Don’t Lick That.

Now you can look the part with this hysterically relatable shirt that says what every teacher, parent, and therapist is thinking:
“Please stop tasting the environment.”

👕 Perfect for:

Special ed superheroes

Sensory seekers’ wranglers

Moms, dads, paras, and professionals who’ve made peace with weird

Anyone who’s ever said “We do NOT lick the floor” with a straight face

🎨 Featuring adorable cartoon chaos, bold text, and just enough judgment in that clipboard lady’s eyes.

💯 Guaranteed to:

Get laughs in the break room

Be wildly misunderstood by people without kids

Start conversations with fellow tired legends like yourself

You didn’t sign up for this — but you’re crushing it.
Grab the shirt. Save a doorknob.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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